Tuesday, September 9, 2008
BOBS EYE VIEW
SPEAKING OF TONGUES
Wouldn't it be great if, during the upcoming vice-presidential debate, Sarah Palin started answering a question normally, but suddenly began speaking in tongues. That just might be the deal breaker for the American people, although homophobia, racism, and fear of, dare I say it, liberals, will still probably win the day for the republicans.
POLL, POLL, WHO'S GOT THE POLL?
Gallop, Canter & Trot asked 28 Ft. Lauderdale beach lifeguards with waist sizes 38 or under whether they ever saw anyone speak in tongues.
17 lifeguards said no
11 lifeguards said yes, but then realized it was only a drowning person swallowing water (they
were all rescued successfully)
10 lifeguards had no opinion
This poll has a margin of error of plus or minus three tongue sandwiches.
SEE YOU SOON
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