Tuesday, June 2, 2009
BOB'S EYE VIEW
MACK THE HOT KNIFE
I read the other day about a 25-year-old Egyptian man who was angry with his family because he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower-class family. The man had unsuccessfully petitioned his father for two years to marry the girl.
He could have done several things to show his anger. He could have left his family's house for good. He could have run up their charge cards. He could have subscribed them to every Jewish publication ever published.
The man chose none of the above. In fact he chose below. He heated up a knife and sliced off his penis. The man was rushed to the hospital. I am assuming the penis was along for the ride, possibly on a teeny, tiny stretcher of its own.
Sadly, the hospital was unable to attach the severed member.
I have instructed my wife to hide any cutlery when we're in the company of her relatives.
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY.
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