Tuesday, June 23, 2009
BOBS EYE VIEW
GOOD VIBRATIONS
In Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life," Mr. Creosote Man, played by Terry Jones, explodes after dining at a French restaurant.
As a rule, each morning, while sipping a martini, I read the obituary pages to see if Rush Limbaugh, who I believe bears an uncanny resemblance to Mr. Creosote Man, has exploded in a similar fashion.
The other morning, I was saddened to see that John Joseph Houghtaling passed away at the age of 92 in Ft. Pierce, Florida. I am sure that most of you are well aware that in 1958, Mr. Houghtaling invented the "Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed," which gave occupants of motels 15 minutes of good vibrations for a mere quarter.
I hope you will all join me at noon, E.S.T. tomorrow, as we observe a moment of silent vibration as we remember Mr. Houghtaling. I am hoping that worldwide, people will turn their cell phones, beepers, pacemakers, and sexual devices to vibrate.
Thanks for the memories, Mr. Houghtaling.
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY.
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