Tuesday, June 30, 2009
BOBS EYE VIEW
DOLPHINS, PENGUINS AND FRUIT FLIES, OH MY!
Elise and I have been married for 31 years, but I now confess that our marriage, which had been in trouble, is now really in trouble. The reason is gay marriage.
A few years back I kept reading that if gays were allowed to marry, that would jeopardize traditional marriage. Although happy up to that point, Elise and I decided that our marriage was threatened. We didn't know why. We couldn't explain it. It was just one of those things, like death, taxes and Rush Limbaugh being a drug addled gas bag.
The other day I read that same-sex sexual behavior extends far beyond the well-known examples of dolphins, penguins and fruit flies. Scientists have now discovered that earthworms and fish sometimes form long-term same-sex relationships. Oh my - my marriage is doomed.
With apologies to Cole Porter:
Gay birds do it
Gay bees do it
Even gay educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.
I will be on the road for the next few weeks. I should be blogging again on Tuesday, July 21st.
SEE YOU TUESDAY, JULY 21st.
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