Tuesday, September 15, 2009
BOBS EYE VIEW
FRANCHISE THIS, BABY
I am excited to report that I have bought the first franchise in south Florida of the Kenye West/Joe Wilson/Serena Williams School of Charm and Manners. Applications are now being accepted for part-time employees. Now, sit down, shut up and read the rest of this blog, you lying nazi communist, before I ram my keyboard down your fu@%ing throat
BELIEVE IT OR DON'T
One of Bob's Eye Views most popular features (and, coincidentally one of its' only features) has returned.
Amtrak's Auto-Train is the longest passenger train in the world, and Rush Limbaugh has the smallest penis of any radio talk-show host in the world, measuring just under two inches when erect. Believe it or don't.
At one time, Sarah Palin was actually the governor of one of the fifty United States. Believe it or don't.
As of yesterday, Monday, September 14th, Rush Limbaugh is now the same weight as a Ford Taurus. Believe it or don't.
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY.
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