Tuesday, October 20, 2009
BOBS EYE VIEW
UP, UP AND AWAY
MY BEAUTIFUL, MY BEAUTIFUL BALLOON
Wolf Blitzer and the rest of the characters at CNN might just go to a "All Balloons, All The Time" format. If CNN is the most trusted name in news, we are all screwed! I have always believed that CNN stands for Certainly Not News.
Fox News is reporting that Balloon Boy might just be the illegitimate son of Barack Hussein Obama & the OctoMom, and are demanding to see Balloon Boy's birth certificate. Furthermore, Glen Blechh and Flush Limbaugh reported that this balloon flight of last week might be yet another of Obama's moves to push America towards socialism.
MSNBC speculated that this balloon hoax may just have been planned during the Bush/Cheney presidency. Keith Olbermann is planning a special comment.
ABC is planning a new reality show, to be called, "Dancing With The Balloon Boy."
The wind you are probably feeling right about now is being created by Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite spinning in their graves.
An excellent group called Reporters Without Borders last year rated the American media as being the 37th best in the world. I think, with just another day or two of 24/7 reporting about the escapades of Balloon Boy and his family, we can easily make it to number 40.
FLUSH LIMBAUGH UPDATE
I regret to report that as of 7:02 A.M. on October 20th, Flush's head has yet to explode, although I thought it might when the "Talking Hemorrhoid" was turned down in his bid to become a part owner of an National Football League team. I just may have to have a tie-breaker, in which case the tie--breaking rules will be announced next week.
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY.
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