"As soon as my fingers defrost, I plan on reading your book."
Irv,
an elder with the Inuit Indian tribe. |
"I will break my fast to read The Doll Wiggler."
Andy
Ghandi (who claims to be a distant cousin of Mahatma Ghandi) |
"It's the best book I've read since I'm dead!"
Abraham
Lincoln. |
"If only I had read Diary of a Doll Wiggler, as my cousin, Alexander the Great did, things might have turned out differently for me."
Mark the Mediocre |
"Diary of a Doll Wiggler is a pretty funny book, although I do think my great grandfather's stories were funnier."
Joe Poe (claims to be Edgar Allan Poe's great grandson) |
"Why, oh why, didn't I read Diary of a Doll Wiggler? Quite possibly, I would have put off pillaging permanently."
Attila the Hun |