Sunday, May 4, 2008
Bobs Eye View
Caution - Before reading this entry, please consult a physician if you are now nursing, have ever dated a nurse, are now pregnant, have ever been pregnant, have ever seen or dated a pregnant nurse, or have ever taken a pregnant pause.
This entry is being brought to you by the Ronco Pocket Fisherman. "Is that a pocket fisherman in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
I read a survey that said 47 percent of pet owners in the U.S. believe their beloved doggies and kitties will join them in heaven. It also said that 40 percent of all Americans, regardless of whether they have pets, believe there's a spiritual life in store for animals when they die. I sure do hope there's an abundant supply of pooper scoopers in heaven!
Let us examine more closely which animals are or are not likely to enter the pearly gates (and keep in mind what dogs do when they get alongside a gate).
It should be obvious that Monk fish and Angel fish will get a free pass into heaven just because of their names. Personally, I think Jew fish will get in just as easily, although Southern Baptists might disagree. Devil fish, the dreaded Tasmanian Devil and the Vampire Bat will probably have to change their names to even have a prayer of gaining entry. Will the Komodo Dragon slither into heaven? I certainly hope not! What about the Cock and the Ass? That's another story for another entry.
See you tomorrow.
This entry is being brought to you by the Ronco Pocket Fisherman. "Is that a pocket fisherman in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
FOREVER AND EVER
I read a survey that said 47 percent of pet owners in the U.S. believe their beloved doggies and kitties will join them in heaven. It also said that 40 percent of all Americans, regardless of whether they have pets, believe there's a spiritual life in store for animals when they die. I sure do hope there's an abundant supply of pooper scoopers in heaven!
Let us examine more closely which animals are or are not likely to enter the pearly gates (and keep in mind what dogs do when they get alongside a gate).
It should be obvious that Monk fish and Angel fish will get a free pass into heaven just because of their names. Personally, I think Jew fish will get in just as easily, although Southern Baptists might disagree. Devil fish, the dreaded Tasmanian Devil and the Vampire Bat will probably have to change their names to even have a prayer of gaining entry. Will the Komodo Dragon slither into heaven? I certainly hope not! What about the Cock and the Ass? That's another story for another entry.
See you tomorrow.
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