Monday, May 12, 2008
Bobs Eye View
Warning:
Do not read this entry, or go in the water, for at least an hour after eating!
Two animals, a pigeon and a guppy, were inadvertently harmed during the writing of today's blog. They are both on the mend.
Relish This Entry
The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, as it does every year at this time, estimates how many hot dogs baseball fans across America will eat this season. Drum roll please. It is estimated that 26.3 million hot dogs will be consumed this season. I wonder how many antacids will be consumed?
If you have tons of time on your hands (and possibly a little mustard as well), and you were to lay those 26.3 million hot dogs end-to-end, it would stretch...it would stretch...it would stretch a long way! I don't like to brag, but in high school I was voted most likely to have a permanent seat on the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.
Poll Of The Day
I asked 32 people gathered around a hot dog stand the following question:
If you had tons of time on your hands, what would you like to lay end-to-end?
9 people said carpet
8 people said tile
6 people said Pamela Anderson
9 people had no opinion
"The trouble with the gene pool is, there's no lifeguard."
Comedian Steven Wright
Tomorrow's blog will be devoted to laughter
See you tomorrow.
Subscribe to Posts [Atom]
