Sunday, June 29, 2008
Bobs Eye View
"One of the first things they teach you in driver's ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel - at 10:00 and 2:00. I put mine at 9:45 and 2:15. Gives me an extra half-hour to get where I'm goin'."
- George Carlin
George, thanks for a life-time of laughs and pointing out what a loony bin we all live in.
I'll miss you.
THE BRAIN DRAIN
An article in the July issue of the American Journal of Public Health suggests that friends, neighbors and relatives just may keep your mind sharp. The article recommends that:
1) You play with your grandchildren. I don't have any grandchildren.
2) You call a friend. All my friends either owe me money or I owe them money.
3) You invite a neighbor over for coffee. Most of my neighbors are legally dead. The
others don't speak to me. Also, I don't drink coffee.
Excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall.
See You Soon.
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