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THE VERTICAL RABBIT

I saw an ad recently that pricked up my ears. It was for the vertical rabbit. I thought it might be a position from the Kama Sutra. The ad said the Vertical Rabbit operates vertically, it pulls the cork in three seconds, and ejects the cork automatically. It still sounds like a Kama Sutra possibility. However, it says that the Vertical Rabbit carries a ten-year warranty. That lets me out. It turns out that the Vertical Rabbit is a newer version of the Original Rabbit, an excellent cork puller.

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