Saturday, May 31, 2008
Bobs Eye View
LET THE GAMES BEGIN - IN COCONUT CREEK
I have not given up my dream of one day having the summer Olympics held in beautiful Coconut Creek, Florida. We have several fine stadiums already in existence. We have the Vagisil Vaginal Douche Dome, the Johnson & Johnson Anti-Fungal Jock Itch Cream Dome, the Squibb Suppository Stool Softener Stadium, and the brand new, lovely pink Pepto Bismol Arena.
I have once again formed an exploratory committee to bid for the summer games. It will be called the Committe To Have Coconut Creek, Florida Host the Summer Olympics, henceforth to be known as CCCFHSO.
As I have in the past, I am proposing several new events that I think would be particularly appealing to the residents of south Florida:
Synchronized Squabbling - Two drivers get out of their cars, block traffic, and argue over who got to a parking space first.
Early Bird Dinner Traithlon - This event would involve three couples. Whichever couple gets to the restaurant closest to the Early Bird Dinner cut-off time is the winner.
Check-Out High Jump - One supermarket check-out lane will be dedicated to this event. The winner be be whoever gets through this lane by jumping over the most elderly people who have more than 10 items even though they are in the 10 item or less lane.
As promised, tomorrow I will make my announcement of biblical proportions.
See You Tomorrow.
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