Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Bobs Eye View
Warning:
If rash or irritation develops while reading this entry, discontinue reading immediately!
The Origins of a Laugh
Most small laughs begin in the small intestine. Somewhat larger laughs originate in the large intestine. Strangely enough, belly laughs originate, not in the belly, but in the adrenal gland. That concludes the technical part of this article.
Bobs Eye View Tips On How To Put More Laughter Into Your Life
Force Yourself To Laugh
The next time you are checking out your groceries at the supermarket, and the clerk asks you whether you want paper or plastic, don't say a word. Just start laughing hysterically. You may even want to fall on the fall for added effect.
Make Others Laugh
The next time you are pulled over by the police, and the officer asks you for your license, hand over your marriage license. I can almost guarantee that the officer will find this hysterical, and more than likely he or she will not handcuff you. Of course, if you are not married, I would suggest that you just be honest and say that the right person hasn't yet come along.
Learn To Relax
The next time you pull into a manned toll booth (preferably with your car), don't offer any money. Instead, take a deep breath and say to the collector, "I'm calm...I'm relaxed...and I'm broke." Breathe out slowly, smile and then burn some rubber.
As always, should any of you be caught or captured, the staff at Bobs Eye View will disavow any knowledge of your existence. Good luck!
See you tomorrow.
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