Bob's Eye View Blog

I still have not figured out how to place that clock on the blog.  The purpose will be to count down how much time we have left until the sun explodes.  However, as of this morning, we have a smidge under five billion years left.  To be more exact, we have four billion, nine hundred and seventy-eight million, six hundred and forty-three thousand, one hundred and eighty-four years, seven months, two weeks, and one day until the sun explodes.  Strangely enough, it will be on a Sunday.

Just a reminder that for every penny you see the price of gas going up at the pump, the profit for the oil companies goes up ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

Our polling organization, Gallop, Canter & Trot asked the pole dancers at the Bada Bing club the following question:

What is your opinion of polls?

Here are just some of their answers:

"I never met a pole I didn't like."

"I love poles.  I even have one in my bedroom that I use to rehearse with."

"Pollsters are lousy tippers!"

"Poles are nice, but the Swedes are sweeter."

"I've never been to any of the Poles - the North Pole, the South Pole, the East Pole or the West Pole."

Later today, my wife, a friend and I will be going to hear Barack Obama speak in front of a capacity crowd of 20,000 people at the Bank Atlantic Center, in Sunrise, Florida.  The Bank Atlantic Center used to be the National Car Rental Arena.  Before that, it was either the Squibb Stool Softener Stadium or the Vagisil Vaginal Douche Dome.  There should be some clips of the speech on all the TV news shows tonight.  Look for me.  I'll be holding up a copy of my new book, "Diary of a Doll Wiggler."  It should be inspiring.