Sunday, May 11, 2008
Bobs Eye View
Happy Mothers Day!
This entry of Bobs Eye View is brought to you by the friendly (if frozen) folks at the Fermented Herring Museum of Sweden, located at the intersection of Herring Highway and Bass Boulevard. The next time you visit the museum, mention that Bobs Eye View sent you, and they will gladly give you a free sample of their newest dessert item, "Frozen Herring On A Stick."
To my amazement, I was not invited to yesterday's wedding of Jenna Bush. However, I did have the good fortune to watch it on the giant screen at Miami's newest stadium, the Crest With Baking Soda and Tartar Protection Stadium. Someday, I will report back on the events of that day.
Let The Games Begin
The summer Olympics in China are rapidly approaching. It is too late to include my idea for a new sport for the games of 2008. However, I would ask all of you to begin writing letters to your local politicians to have miniature golf (or putt-putt) be included in all future Olympics.
I strongly feel that, if and when mini-golf is included in the Olympics, it should be played in the nude, just as it was by the ancient Greeks. Just one word of caution to the superbly trained naked mini-golf athletes: be extremely careful when playing the windmill hole.
See you tomorrow.
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