Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Bobs Eye View
EXPLODING UNDERWEAR
A man thought to be on the run after he held up a Pompano Beach, Florida bank, attracted a lot of attention this past Monday when a dye pack exploded in his pants. I don't know about you, but I just hate it when anything explodes in my pants, let alone a dye pack of money.
PSYCHIC, SCHMYCHIC
I have always been amazed that Americans are willing to believe that psychics such as John Edward and James Van Praagh can contact dead people for them. Believe you me, if my mother wants to tell me that I should clean up the house once-in-a-blue-moon, she won't bother going through Jimmy Van Praagh.
There are even pet psychics, such as Sonya Fitzpatrick, who will send you messages from the great beyond from your dead turtle, dog or parakeet. I wonder if there are pooper-scoopers in heaven?
Due to this amazing and continuing gullibility of people, I have decided to renew a segment that used to appear occasionally in the print version of Bob's-Eye View. Beginning tomorrow, and appearing every few days, I will begin interviewing dead U.S. Presidents.
Tomorrow I will either be interviewing Abe Lincoln or Thomas Jefferson, depending on which of them gets back to me first.
Sorry the blog is so short today, but I have to begin preparing for an exciting interview. You won't want to miss it.
See You Tomorrow.
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